Archive for April, 2017

Don’t Breathe – **

Posted: April 26, 2017 in 2016, Thriller, USA, XX

Three young burglars make the wrong move by breaking into the house of a blind man. The man isn’t helpless, on the contrary. In fact he has his own little dirty secrets as well. Will they ever get out alive?

Don’t Breathe does what it needs to do: excite and thrill until the very last moment. There are few unexpected surprises, which make up for the predictable story telling. It’s a pretty standard movie with few locations, few actors and haunting cinematography. It works. While you’re watching it. But it isn’t memorable.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4160708

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Minha Mãe E Uma Peça: O Filme

Posted: April 11, 2017 in 2013, Brasil, Comedy

In an attempt to understand what’s popular in Brazil, I tried to watch this blockbuster comedy, available online with English subtitles. (see below)

Not sure why I even bothered finishing.

Based on a theatre play, the comedy focuses on a middle-aged woman who’s fed up with her divorced life and her annoying teenage kids. She leaves her apartment and stays at an aunt for a while, reminiscing on her life in flashbacks. In the mean time the kids realize they miss their mom.

I guess the humor is universal. The mother is played by a man. hahahahahahahahahahahna. The children are played by adults. One is fat. The other is effeminate. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. A woman farts. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. The social divide is present again, but this time the cleaning lady shouts back at her boss. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. And everyone SHOUTS. As if everyone in the cast thinks they are on stage and nobody in the audience will be able to hear what they say. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

In case you haven’t understood. There is more irony in the previous paragraph than in the entire movie.

The sequel is an even bigger hit.

It’s humor. It works. Just not for me.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2464018

 

 

Hidden Figures – ***

Posted: April 5, 2017 in 2016, Civil Rights, Drama, USA, XXX

Hidden Figures is light-hearted, but memorable. It’s a movie for the largest audience possible. It’s a chick-flick with a masculine theme. It has three black women in the lead who anyone can relate to, regardless of the color of their skin. It’s a period drama, with references to today’s society. It’s a movie for young and old. For black and white. For men and women. It’s positive. It’s good. It’s a jackpot. It only has one flaw: Jim Parsons. Of all people they could cast as an annoying math scientist they chose Sheldon! But he only has a few lines. So you’ll survive. Watch it. Period.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4846340

Jackie – *(*)

Posted: April 5, 2017 in 2016, biopic, Chile, Drama, USA, X1/2

Hm.

Nathalie Portman is great as Jackie Kennedy. She would have deserved an Oscar. In fact, she’s the only reason why you really need to see this movie. She’s in almost every scene and even though her character isn’t the easiest to empathize with, she doesn’t bore. The writing is good too. The story focuses on the aftermath of the assassination of JFK. You don’t get to learn anything about her life before and after this terrible act. Apart from that one time she hosted a television crew inside the White House. But that’s fine. You get to watch her for 2 hours in the most difficult period of her life. Great.

Yet somehow this isn’t a great movie.

The soundtrack is so annoying that it disturbs the entire atmosphere of the movie. Magnificent according to the Guardian. Terrible according to many user reviews on imdb. Make up your mind. The other members of the cast play second fiddle and can’t even pull that off. This is Nathalie Portman’s show and the other actors look like they are auditioning for a part.

When you’re annoyed throughout the entire movie, it’s not a good movie. No matter how excellent the lead is.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1619029/