God’s Own Country – *(*)

Posted: September 14, 2018 in 2017, Drama, LGBT themed, Romance, UK, X1/2

Somewhere in the north of England, a young closeted farmer boy has a tough time helping out his crippled dad and his bossy grandmother. He often goes to the local pub to get wasted and from time to time – at a cow market in the movie – he has meaningless sex with pretty boys. Then a Rumanian seasonal worker arrives to help during a cold early spring and after some initial resentment, the farmer boys fall head over heels for each other.

Sounds familiar?

Branded the British Brokeback Mountain, this movie has a tough time being original. Two masculine gay guys falling in love while living in a remote place amongst a herd of sheep. BORING!

Yet, it’s an arthouse favorite and gets good reviews online. But by whom?

Whoever calls this story romantic, clearly hasn’t experienced romance before. Whoever calls this story hopeful hasn’t experienced hopelessness before.

What are the odds that a not so attractive farmer boy in a remote place encounters a handsome Rumanian man, who falls for him even though he’s been calling him a Gypsy several times. I mean, really? Then all of a sudden, without any real flirtation, they go at it in the mud. And they don’t look dirty. They work on a farm, head out into the hills and sleep in a shed, but they look like they just went shopping for fancy clothes. Then within a week, the farmer boy changes from a drunk pseudo-macho loser to a devote sweet guy who suddenly cares for his father. And a week later of finally having found love, he cheats on his lover by fucking some random student in the toilet of the local bar. What are the odds? You tell me, if this all sounds realistic.

Go watch Being 17 (Quand On A 17 Ans) instead. Now thát was a good movie with a realistic story of two people in a remote place feeling attracted to each other and loathing each other for it.

www.imdb.com/title/tt5635086/

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