Archive for the ‘X’ Category

The Irishman – *

Posted: December 8, 2019 in 2019, biopic, Gangster Movie, USA, X

Wow. Glad to not have bought a cinema ticket for this 3,5 hour Scorsese mob tale.

No, it’s not the best movie of the century. Maybe if this is your very first mobster movie you might be impressed. Not if you have seen dozens. It is not really terrible. It’s just too long. And nothing in the direction feels like it’s been done by a master genius. Martin Scorsese disappoints. And so does Robert De Niro. And what’s with the ‘special effects’ making the actors look younger? It’s silly. So are many discussion and many scenes that add nothing to the story.

The acting is not good (apart from Joe Pesci maybe, even though he doesn’t actually do much) and the story isn’t really exciting. None of the characters are sympathetic. And there’s no suspense. The main character works his way up to being some kind of bodyguard for the most notorious union leader of the US, who mysteriously disappears. One google search reveals what happened. Especially if you read about what book this movie is based on.

Maybe. Tonight just wasn’t the right time to watch a mob movie with aging actors.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1302006

 

A Rainy Day In New York – *

Posted: November 30, 2019 in 2019, romcom, USA, X

Random pick at the movie theatre. Woody Allen + Timothy Chalamet + New York… sounds like an interesting combination on paper.

But it doesn’t work. New York isn’t particularly exciting in the rain. Chalamet isn’t particularly impressive this time. And the voice overs and dialogues, written by Woody Allen, aren’t particularly funny this time around.

No. It’s a drag.

But Elle Fanning surprises. And her character saves the movie. An Arizona blonde studying upstate New York visits Manhattan for the first time with her boyfriend to interview a movie director. What’s supposed to be a one hour interview turns into an adventurous afternoon for her, whereas the boyfriend’s plans to impress his girl with a tour of the city get washed out.

www.imdb.com/title/tt7139936

 

Temblores – *

Posted: November 15, 2019 in 2019, Drama, Guatemala, LGBT themed, Luxemburg, X

Pablo has left his wife and kids to be with a guy. His family wants him to start with a gay conversion therapy. Which he does. The end.

It’s set in Guatemala, made with Luxemburg money and it’s boring. There’s zero chemistry between the two men. And the whole conversion therapy feels more ridiculous than intriguing/realistic.

Next!

www.imdb.com/title/tt7128732/

Tell Me Who I Am – *

Posted: November 4, 2019 in 2019, Documentary, UK, X

There’s this wave of documentaries that are terrible to watch and they all work on the same principle. The ‘documentary’ makers first interview a few characters and then look for images that support the stories that are told in the interview. It’s a terrible way of making documentaries.

In this one, a pair of identical twins get interviewed about two extraordinary events in their lives. The first one is quite impressive: one of them loses his entire memory after waking up from a terrible motorcycle accident and has to rely on his twin brother to fill him in about his life as he’s the only one he trusts. The second event is more of a moral issue. The twin brother has not told him the entire truth and has filtered out all the bad memories for decades. Even when evidence of a bad event in the past surfaces, the twin brother is still not willing to talk about it. Out of self protection as well.

So, this is a great base for an interesting article in a psychology/philosophy magazine. Is the twin brother helping his amnesiac brother by only giving him the good memories? Or should he be as honest as possible even though it may cause disarray? Lots of questions arise. And one of them is very obvious: why do these two brothers, who have been struggling with this issue for years (if not decades), finally want to discuss it in the presence of a camera team? Why?

This is not a good documentary. Not sure why people recommend it. There’s nothing audiovisual about this story at all.

www.imdb.com/title/tt10915286

As a Tarantino fan, I always wondered why I hated Kill Bill: Volume 1 so much and why I never bothered watching Kill Bill: Volume 2. 

15 years later it’s clear why: these are just pretentious, badly edited, poorly acted, faux-hommage action flicks with hardly any humor and – more surprisingly – hardly any cool fight scenes! At least those should have been wel choreographed, but no.

At least, I finished Volume 2 this time. Which is an achievement on its own.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0266697

www.imdb.com/title/tt0378194

 

 

While looking for an interesting local movie in the dvd segment of an Austrian electronic store, several people recommended this classic comedy.

It’s very local though. Set in Graz, featuring an older Austrian actress who plays herself. And a lot of other actors who are known all over Austria and never made headlines across the alps.

It’s an absurd comedy. Some jokes are clever and work for a larger international crowd. But there is so much going on that it’s a bit too much. It’s very difficult to summarize the plot into one line or even two. Basically the famous actress gets kidnapped to be used as a stand-in for a deceased grandmother, when the press comes to take a picture of that older lady’s 90th birthday. The grandmother has been dead for several years, but her grandson and his best friend have been pretending she is still alive so they can benefit from whatever money the government sends them monthly.

However, that is just a minor part of this burlesque ensemble cast soap opera play. There’s the nephew of the kidnapped actress who hopes she doesn’t come back alive. There’s a police officer who is screwing the nurse of the hospital where the actress got kidnapped. There’s the girlfriend of the grandson, who’s cheating on him with his best friend. There’s a car dealer who gets threatened by some eastern european maffia guys. It’s all connected. But it’s just too much.

The trailer looks promising though.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1663636

Disappointing.

In November 2008, Mumbai experienced a series of terrorist attacks, amongst which one at the famous Taj hotel. This Australian production tells that story.

Somehow it just doesn’t work. If this were fictitious it would be a lousy action thriller. But it’s based on true events, so it’s even worse. It’s really bizarre, because it feels like an action thriller. The kind with Sylvester Stallone or JC Van Damme. Not the kind with Bruce Willis.

There’s a lot of shooting and – spoiler alert – almost everyone dies. So, knowing this, it’s kind of sad to realize that you don’t have time to care about any of these victims. Either the victims are nameless extras. Or they are stereotypical characters like the nasty Russian or the ignorant American. The director decided to create more empathy for the terrorists than for the people stuck in the hotel! How bizarre is that? There’s this one scene where one of the terrorists calls home, hurt because he is shot in the leg and crying. He asks his dad if the leaders of his organization have already donated the money. So, wait a minute, you want us, audience, to feel like money was the reason for the kid to do these horrific killings and we should feel his regret and doubt because he is crying? Ehm. No.

This movie didn’t do well at the box office and wasn’t released in India (yet). Let’s keep it that way.

www.imdb.com/title/tt5461944