Archive for the ‘X1/2’ Category

T2 – Trainspotting – *(*)

Posted: October 4, 2017 in 2017, Drama, UK, X1/2

Now this is an unnecessary sequel. It’s an okay movie. But it misses the soul of the first one: it’s originality and humor. There’s nothing of that in this one. It also feels like none of the actors really wanted to do this movie. And there’s this terrible, pointless, reoccurring ‘end of an action scene’ freeze moment. Annoying as hell. The story sucks to be honest. And the chemistry between the characters is gone. Especially since they all feel betrayed anyways. The soundtrack sucks as well. Yeah, maybe this isn’t such an okay movie after all. BUT, Edinburgh is much well presented visually. Sell out!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2763304

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追憶 Tsuioku (Reminiscence) – *(*)

Posted: September 13, 2017 in 2017, Drama, Japan, X1/2

Long Distance Flight movie #4

A law officer is confronted with his past when he meets an old childhood friend at a diner. The encounter troubles him, because it reminds him of the time he grew up in an orphanage and was an accomplice to a brutal murder by the woman who took care of him. Things become even more confusing when the friend is found dead, murdered.

The synopsis sounds like it’s a good mystery thriller, but it’s not. The investigation isn’t the major focus of the movie (in fact, the murder case is solved in a one minute scene during a phone call – what a disappointment). It’s the emotional baggage of the main character that explains a lot of his evasive behaviour. So, yeah, more of a boring psychological drama really. But with some good acting. And great cinematography.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5570680

 

Baywatch – *(*)

Posted: September 13, 2017 in 2017, Comedy, USA, X1/2

Long Distance Flight Movie #5

Haha. This is fun! Not having seen any episode of the 90s cult series with David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson, this is a great no brainer crime comedy. The best thing is that the movie doesn’t take itself seriously at all (hey, the stars of the movie have a silly cameos and get away with it well). Dwayne Johnson proves again why he is such a likeable guy. This time he is the disciplined safeguard hero of the beach, reluctantly allowing an arrogant former Olympic swimming champion in his team, played by a buffed Zack Efron. They hate each other guts but became best buddies at the end (no spoiler). It’s so silly, it’s quite entertaining.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1469304

Nina – *(*)

Posted: August 30, 2017 in 2016, biopic, Drama, Musical, USA, X1/2

Nina Simone got herself a biopic. Unauthorized by the family. And so somewhat controversial. Nina Simone doesn’t come accross as a nice person. Maybe she wasn’t nice. And that’s not necessary for a good biopic. But somehow as a contrast, it should be evident that the woman had talent. And that’s not really the case. There’s zero sympathy for this character. And that’s tough. Zoe Zaldana is actually really good as the bitchy, drug addict/alcoholic. But she has too few scenes to show a brighter side to the jazz icon.

Oyelowo is degraded to a supporting role and does not get the platform to perform to his ability. Playing a submissive, rather boring and blank assistant isn’t really a challenge. He does it well. It’s just not really a role you want to see him play.

It’s not a good movie, but it’s not a bad one either. There is much worse out there.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493076/

This feature movie about the adventures of two faux fashion icons isn’t half as bad as they want you to believe. ‘They’ being the movie critics all around the western hemisphere. If you have no expectations whatsoever, then this is quite a pleasant surprise.

Yes, it’s a bad script. Yes, most jokes are lame. Yes, it feels like the producers had no financial plan whatsoever. Yes, the plentiful cameos are more annoying than surprising. Yes, the movie is so camp that it’s not even camp anymore.

But, you know, it’s much more fun than any episode of the last seasons. And Joanna Lumley is absolutely fabulous.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2112096

 

100 Streets – *(*)

Posted: August 10, 2017 in 2016, Drama, UK, X1/2
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Idris Elba is an intriguing celebrity. He’s both arrogant and down-to-earth at the same time. He’s both hot and cool. He’s an eloquent speaker, yet has street credibility. He’s very versatile. He does a bit of everything. He’s a model, a dj, a fighter and predominantly an actor.

Yet, he’s not such a good actor. He’s always Idris Elba. For years they are assuming he will be the next Bond, but he’ll never be Bond. He’ll be Elba, Idris Elba.

There’s a new movie out in theaters that has him in a starring role (Dark Tower). In fact, there seems to be a movie out with him every two months or so. But somehow, he’s not really a movie star. He’s not a Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Will Smith kind of star.

So, to call this 100 Streets a Idris Elba movie, is weird. In fact, it’s misleading. The real star of this movie is Franz Drameh. His character is much more prominent in the story and his acting skills surpass those of Elba. This should be called a Franz Drameh film and the trailer should be focussing on this story.

The trailer is very much misleading. This is not just a movie about a rugby player who cheats on his wife, then wants her back, takes drugs and goes berserk swinging a gun in public. It’s also a movie about a taxi driver whose hooligan past damages the adoption process he’s in and who causes a terrible accident. It’s also a movie about a rugby wife falling for a photographer after her husband cheated on her. But most of all it’s about a young, drug dealing kid from the block who wants to quit the criminal life and aspires to be a poet. That should be in the trailer! But that’s too much information. And that’s exactly what’s wrong with this movie: there are too many stories. And they only briefly intertwine. Crash it is not.

But coming back to Idris Elba. This movie could have done without all of his scenes. It would have been more intriguing if the focus was just on the taxi driver, the rugby wife and the poetic drug dealer. It kind of feels like that was the original script and the producers just added the scenes with Elba once he got on board. In order to make it an Idris Elba movie.

But hey, he got mentioned 7 times in this review….

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2990126

Christine – *(*)

Posted: May 18, 2017 in 2016, Drama, USA, X1/2

This is one of the rare cases where you do want to give the end away to understand what the story is leading up to:  a journalist commits suicide, live on tv. There you go. It’s also the only real fact that is historically correct. All the rest, the leading up to the finale, is just an interpretation of what this woman may have gone through in the days leading up to her death. It really helps to know that this is a movie about a woman committing suicide, because after an hour into the movie your patience will be tested. Woody Allen did a better job depicting a mentally unstable, but still functioning character in Blue Jasmin, a movie in which both the director, storyteller and actress equal each others’ talent. In Christine it’s basically just Rebecca Hall who steals the show and carries the project. She’s really good, but can’t help make you wonder where the story actually will lead you to.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4666726